Just Get to the Point! Technical Writing PWNS so-called ‘Literary’ Writing1

God! I mean, don’t you guys just get sick of all those “interesting words” with like, meaning and texture  to them? And how about all those completely unnecessary syllables?

Ever wondered what the world would be like if techies took over? Look above, look above my friends, and stare straight into the placidly matter-of-fact eyes of the technically-minded… and weep with fear for what might have been.

I think I just got chills in my bones… and not the good kind.
TA